210/365 LUAU!

It was so corney it was wonderful. The luau started out with a lei and mai tai. There were crafts and games as we watched the fireball sun sink into the turquoise sea. Then we gathered into a large circle and watched the roasted pig as it was removed from the ground, pork cooked by the hot volcanic rock. The meal, the show, the hula lessons, it was a stereotype come to life but it was lovely. The hula was so graceful and beautiful, the young fire eaters and warrior dancers so brown and buff, I didn't mind the silly self-indulgent jokes or the overplayed Hawaiian Wedding Song. It's something you just kinda' have to do when you come here, and there are worse ways to spend an evening.