Even after Dove Soap's year-long campaign for body acceptance, results of a poll of 1,000 women on dieting and fitness revealed:
Favorite diet: Slim Fast
1 in 4 women would spend a week in jail to reach her ideal weight
22% would shave their head
21% would trade 10 years of life
76% say they'd rather be known as a "Friendly Chubby Girl" than a "Skinny Witch"
As an "FCG", I know what this all really means:
25% of women think that FCGs should be jailed
22% think we look as odd as bald women
21% would take us out 10 years before our time
24% of them haven't met me when I'm pissed
4 comments:
I would shave my head, but only for money. Lots and lots of money.
Whether you're a SW or a FCG, I wouldn't want to get you pissed. I've seen you pissed... even been the cause of your pissage from time to time... and it's not pretty!
Those ten years are a big question mark. Ten years as a teacher I would give up. Ten years as George Clooney's butt loofa, not so much.
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