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Monday, January 7, 2008

Big Girls Don't Cry

Even after Dove Soap's year-long campaign for body acceptance, results of a poll of 1,000 women on dieting and fitness revealed:


Favorite diet: Slim Fast

1 in 4 women would spend a week in jail to reach her ideal weight

22% would shave their head

21% would trade 10 years of life

76% say they'd rather be known as a "Friendly Chubby Girl" than a "Skinny Witch"


As an "FCG", I know what this all really means:

25% of women think that FCGs should be jailed

22% think we look as odd as bald women

21% would take us out 10 years before our time

24% of them haven't met me when I'm pissed

4 comments:

DiaBelo said...

I would shave my head, but only for money. Lots and lots of money.

EJG said...
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EJG said...

Whether you're a SW or a FCG, I wouldn't want to get you pissed. I've seen you pissed... even been the cause of your pissage from time to time... and it's not pretty!

Cora Spondence said...

Those ten years are a big question mark. Ten years as a teacher I would give up. Ten years as George Clooney's butt loofa, not so much.