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Friday, November 9, 2007

We're all suckers

Water in a bottle, oxygen for sale, what’s next, packaged poodle poop for your curb? Some things used to be free.

Yes, I quench my thirst with the nifty square bottle of mineral water from the islands of Fiji. Of course I prefer the coffee brewed by a barista over the coffee dripping adjacent to the greasy McFries. En masse, we have allowed these exorbitant expenses to pile up. I do not take personal responsibility.

My only regret is that I wasn’t the clever devil who figured out that people would be willing to pay for what they already get for free. I wasn’t shocked to learn that many bottled waters are substandard. We’re not buying it in a bottle because it’s purer. We’re buying it in a bottle because we’re purer. Why should the wealthy be the only ones in those ultra-safe, airbag-lined boxy cars? Safety should be standard for every car. Water should be pure enough to drink and oxygen clean enough to breathe without cost. Free enterprise has put a price tag on good living, and we’re all willing to pay it. If you don’t believe me, then wait until next year when you have to buy a special adaptor to use your own television.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't resist my 2 cents here - but exercise should be free too... Coming from someone whose disposable income has significantly decreased in the last few months (goodbye rent-sharing live-in BF) - I'm amazed at the things I have found I can live without. I don't have cable television nor a dishwasher (not for the last 3 years actually). Do I feel deprived? Not at all. But admittedly - alot of what I consume comes in its own nifty disposable container...

Oh, and I feel I have to mention that H received a Barbie for her bday which comes with her own dog - who actually poops!!! The food you give the pup doubles as little magnetic poop pellets. How sick is that??

LJ said...

When all the major vodka producers stopped making it out of potatos and just started synthesizing it in the late '70's everyone dropped their prices except Smirnoff, who raised their's. Nobody drank anything other than Smirnoff until Absolut came up with those cool posters.

Cora Spondence said...

I'm with you, sistah! Now hand me that bottle of designer water to quench my thirst brought on by global warming!

MJ said...

Water in the door on my fridge has cut down on my water purchases--but not if I'm traveling.

EJG said...

Last night, while you were traveling home from Minneapolis, we gave B his little present you bought at one of your conferences. D and E could not believe that someone stuck some sprinkle-looking things and other trinkets in a canister and was able to market it as "Find It".

"Mom, where's my...." "I don't know. Look for it!" "I can't. Help me find it." Free.